Entries in Humor (20)
You want to know WHAT?
Form time to time, I like to ck to see what word searches on Google bring folks to my site. Some of them are downright mysterious:
- Jack Hannah is the guys with the wild animals who used to be on Johnny Carson. I think your looking for "Jack Handy."
- "Be ye not conformed to this world, but be ye transformed..." Is that CLEAR?
- Hey Pal, if you want me to write a love letter to YOUR wife, its not going to be free. (note to self: Mother's Day is upon us, write Love Letter to MY wife!)
- Sorry can't help. My innovative essays ended at #698. I guess you'll have to MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG!
what did Charles Dickens invent
- Good question. My question though is, "Where did he hide his gold?"
- "I hold in my hand, promises I've just begun to understand / fragments of light, precious more then gold revealed in black and white." -("All That is You" by The Choir) IS that what your looking for?
bread and wine as religious symbols in Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment
- Uh, do your own homework, OK?
- Youse gAUGHt one! whAHt do you want to know? (Go Sabres!)
can a man be ordain as a deacon if he is shacking with a women
- Sure! As long as the woman is your wife!
compare aristotle and the apostle paul
- Its called a research paper to encourage you to DO YOUR OWN research, eh?
Deacon Raphael
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What Church Father are you?
You’re Origen! You do nothing by half-measures. If you’re going to read the Bible, you want to read it in the original languages. If you’re going to teach, you’re going to reach as many souls as possible, through a proliferation of lectures and books. If you’re a guy and you’re going to fight for purity … well, you’d better hide the kitchen shears. Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers! |
Graphing Real Life
Cop Joke
The Helpful Wife
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.